so today, just last period, in science, my science gave me a lab to do.
in this lab, i had to measure the refraction of light through a substance.
my substance, and i'm not sure what he was thinking, was methanol.
it's toxic.
and he gave it to ME, of all people.
me, who, like honestly, no.
i'm not good with water, let alone a toxic substance.
so, he gives it to me, tells me what it is, and tells me not to spill it.
can you guess what the first thing i did was?
i spilled it.
on the counter, not all of it though. but over the counter, and over my left hand.
which, so conveniently has a cut on it.
and, as the toxic substance flows over it, i can feel myself start to grow an extra hand.
and eye lid, without an eye.
and an ear lobe.
like, really?
this CAN'T be good.
just thought i'd let you know, that if i don't blog in 2 weeks or something, that means that this toxic shit has killed me, through a tiny cut on my left hand's pinkie finger.
i love you. you need to know that before i die.
here, lets hug over the computer.
come to your computer screen, and hug me.
...ahhh good hug.
and for those of you who DIDN'T go to the computer screens and hug me, i DON'T love you.
smellyalata,
krisi :)
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ReplyDeleteGrawr, lots of typo's in that post. :c
ReplyDeleteWhat I meant was, I'm sure no one will notice the hand, the earlobe, or the eyelid.
Aaaannnddd consider the computer screen hugged.
That hug made me feel tingly inside :3 <3
ReplyDeleteI would just like to say,
ReplyDeleteif you dont make it, YOU ARE MY LIFE. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY BUTT CAUSE ITS WAAAAY BIGGER THAN MY HEART. AND AT YOUR FUNAREL I WILL DRAMATICLLY THROW MYSELF ONTO YOUR CASCET. OR MAYBE I'LL HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ON TOP OF IT. EATHER ONE I"M HOPE YOUR HAPPY AND TELL GOD IS SAY "WASSUP"
love you <3
merz: LOL. yeah, its just my hand. NO BIG DEAL. and that was afabulous hug thankss :D
ReplyDeleteagreatbighug: it made me feel tingly inside too. ;3
tinkerbellxo: LMFAOLMFAOFALFMLAFM THAT COMMENT MADE ME PIDDLE IN MY TIGHTY-WHITEY'S. I LOVE YOU. HAVE MY BABIES.