my brother

chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.


if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris.


chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter.


chuck norris's hard nipples on a cold day are the best way to cut through a diamond.


chuck norris can speak braille.


chuck norris won the game.


death once had a near chuck norris experience.