THIS IS ME BORED IN TECH CLASS

i've decided that i'm going to write letters to people that stalk, i mean... follow me.
i'm just really bored. :)

(this is in no particular order.)

dear moh,
ahhhh mohsif. how i love thee.
what can i say about you? you are the greatest, i would like to point that out.
you are the cuddliest thing ever. and i love hugging you.
thanks for staying up late with me on school nights to watch me cry like a nincompoop.
only you would put up with by lame behaviour. and i love you for that.
so don't ever forget it.
love,
krisi-if.

dear torii,
oh torii. i love thee.
and i'm rather sorry that every morning you happen to play guitar for me, i can never think of the song that your playing.
i'm just stupid. :)
thanks for warning me about... yeah.
sorry, i should have listened. >
your awesome, m'love. don't change.
love,
krisi.

eric tenuta,
fuck you.
go make ME, a motherfucking goddamn sand which.
get on your knees.
or i will purple nurple you... AGAIN.
love,
your wife.

safa,
HI! i have no idea who you are, but thanks for following me.
actually, you could be a rapist for all i know.
JUST IN CASE YOU ARE... i live at...
i'm kidding.
anyways, thanks for lurking my lameness.
love,
krisi.

motley,
oh motley. even though i don't call you that...
oh well.
i've heard that people call you that because you like motely crue or something.
i've decided that i should be called:
Bring Me A Rise To Remember.
(Bring Me The Horizon, AFI, Rise Against, A Day To Remember. <--- my favourite bands.)
my new name reminds me of a boner.
a RISE...
yup.
okay, well, i love you,
love,
krisi.

tinkerbelll_XO,
oh, my love.
it was AWESOME seeing you at owl city.
and thanks for still loving me, after all the wonderful news i brought you about all that.
thanks for being an awesome friend.
i can't wait to see you again.
you're too much fun to talk to, and i love making you laugh.
and i love making dino expressions infront of hot scene guys...
>.>
i laav you,
love,
krisi,

merz,
HI! i don't know who you are either!
but that's okay. i love stalkers!
thanks for following me, and putting up with my super randomness.
hope you enjoy all my junk.
haha, that KINDA sounded dirty.
and thanks also for your posts on my posts. :D
love,
krisi.

the.(beautiful).let.down,
you realize your name is fucking hard for me to type down, eh?
anyways, you, are my sissy.
and you know i love you.
only you would trust me enough to get on the back of my atv and actually not try to kill yourself when i stopped driving. i had a lot of fun singing with you on that weekend.
we MUST do it again in the fall.
and only you would trust me enough to follow me through toronto when you thought for sure we would get lost.
BUT NO! we made it.
i love you my sissy.
love,
sissypoop.

the gentle giant.
well, isn't that name accurate.
it makes me think:
GREEN GIANT! HO HO HO.
now, i'm thinking about Santa.
...in the middle, i mean the end of april.
well, i love you, and your massive tallness.
love,
krisi.

annabell,
ahhhhhh yay i love you.
you're too much fun.
i love you and your guitars. i think we should jam soon.
just because you are awesome.
i love you, dont ever change, your super cool.
super hot.
your the girl i like a lot, your super super gi- OMG I JUST... WOW.
oh,
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSAY.
love,
krisi.

p.s., you just lost the game.


LAST BUT NOT LEAST...

sapphire,
your sitting right next to me as i type.
i'm going to name some inside jokes for your own personal amusement...
your teeth, are like the underground railroad! (forblackpeople!)
jewinor rigby, picks up the rice in the church where her wedding has been...
all the lonely nazi's, where do they all come from? GERMANY!
QUEEN!
lemme just get on my knees here...
we have to talk, you have, GONORRHEA.
well, i love you. thanks for putting up with my total failness.
and thanks for letting me eat mud regularly.
i love you.
now lets get fucked and hump things.
many wishes,
love,
krisi.



I HOPE YOU LIKED THEMMMM.
you guys are my favourites.