besides missing the shitter,
you know what really kind of sucks?
when you swallow your gum.
like, how many times have you done that?
by accident, or maybe you were in middle school and your teacher caught you with gum in your mouth and you instantly swallowed it and pretended like you had nothing in there to begin with.
i remember in grade 8, i was in music class, and i had gum in my mouth.
and i was playing the flute.
and my music teacher caught me. and she flipped shit.
"DO YOU HAVE GUM IN YOUR MOUTH KRISI?!"
"no."
swallows gum.
and even today, i had gum in my mouth, and i started to laugh really hard, and i basically inhaled my gum.
which, ever so conveniently went down what i call the "wrong tube" and i started to choke.
i love gum,
but it's basically down right fucking deathly.
who thought a rubber like substance, was so lethal?
smellyalata,
krisi :)
Gum: So delicious, so deadly.
ReplyDeletesuch a sweet mother flipping sin.
ReplyDeleteMy mom always told me if you swallow your gum ur gonna grow a gum tree in your stomach. She also told me that if you bury money you'll grow a money tree.
ReplyDeleteShe lies.