straws.

good afternoon my lovely lemon drops.
thank you gradualreport.
today, i'ma blog about this straw that i came across.
today, i went grocery shopping with my demon father. and i was really hungry, and he refused to by me food till after we were done.
so after we were done, we went to chorizo's this little mexican grill.
tis tastey there, and i had a chicken taco salad.
with a diet doctor pepper, which i happen to LOVE.
that is my favourtie thing to drink. and i gotta straw to drink it with.
after we ate, i put the straw back in the bottle, but the straw was too big to fit in the bottle.
so i picked it up, and bent it over, and put it back in.
i took it home.
i took it downstairs, and i went to take the straw out to drink it.
i put my finger in the hole (ILOSTTHEGAME.) to pull it out, but it wouldnt come out.
i spent at least 45 minutes trying to get this straw out.
i'm not even kidding you, 45 minutes.
fucking straws. pissing me off.
anyways, thats all.
i hate straws now. :)

smellyalata,

-krisi :)