i was supposed to blog about this a long time ago when it actually happened to me.
and don't lie, i KNOW this has happened to you.
a while back, my mom left for my grandmas house to help her fix it up a little bit because my mom is in to all that kinda stuff.
so, because my mom left, i was stuck with my father.
my father, kaii i love that man... but he is just not on the ball about anything.
so, it's march break, and i'm a girl. i love to sleep.
so i was asleep, and i woke up at around 12:30pm to take a piss, and only piss. then i was going back to bed. i'm not joking, i love my sleep.
my dad leaves for work at around 8am, and comes home at around 7pm. the rest of the day, i'm home alone.
so, right. i got up, stumbled over to the bathroom, sat my ass down on the crapper, took my piss.
reached for my toilet paper.
there was no toilet paper.
i sat there, looked at my lap, blinked, looked back up at the toilet roll again in hopes that some TP would magicially show the hell up so i could wipe and resume that wonderful thing i love so very much. (sex.) (KIDDING SLEEPINGGG.)
however, this was not the case.
my first though upon being so dissapointed was "what would macgyver do?"
the reasoning behind my thinking this, was a bumper sticker i saw a while back of my exact current situation.
then i got smart, i turned around and remembered there's a box of kleenex behind me on the potty always.
wanna know something sad?
there was no kleenex.
i was going to kill my father, he was supposed to replace that.
end result: drip dry method.
smellyalata :)
krisi
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