granolaaaa

so today i ate lunch.
i know. its thrilling.
my lunch, consists of 6 meatless meatballs, and some kind of veg-a-ta-bulh.
i was busy last night, so i didn't get a chance to cut up my celery, so on the way out of my house today, i grabbed a apple crisp granola bar.
i love granola bars, but i dont like the apple crisp kind.
oh well. life goes the hell on.

so today, i ate my meatless meatballs, and i ate my granola bar.
i ate it really fast.
and so, like a normal person, i chewed with my molars.

and somehow, most of my granola bar, ended up in the back of my mouth, hidden between my gums, and my molars.
which is really just an awkward spot for food to get stuck.
and then the bell rang.
so, like the fool i am, i walked down the hall, in front of way too many people in my school, looking like a moron, as i had stuck my own tongue, up into gods country in my mouth, and thus, creating such a nasty looking face, people started to stare.
stare, and not look away.

this is why i'm single.
very, very single.

smellyalata,

krisi :)