white chocolate

righty o.

so basically, my mom and i, ever since i told her a little tid bit of information a month or so ago, have become rather close.
oh whats this? you want to know what the tid bit is?
hmm... no. LOL.
in good time, lovies.

so, my mom and i are rather close right now,
and we were at my sisters new house, fixing up the garden because this house she bought, is a little bit on the ghetto side.
we're working in the garden, and these 12 year olds come outside, and you can tell they're trying to impress me.
by saying : crap, ass, bitch and everlasting fart.
i know, they totally stole my heart.
that's when i said out loud, by accident:
"no woman will ever be satisfied till she finds a man with a penis that ejaculates chocolate."

now my mother thought this was the funniest thing since marrying my father.
she's laughing really hard, and she said:
"i bet you those boys do. nice brown-"
"well, wouldn't it be white? like: HEY LOOK GUYS! I JIZZED SOME WHITE CHOCOLATE."

...probably not the smartest thing to say in front of my mother.
(who didn't know what jizz was (and i therefore had to explain to her what it was.)).
once she figured out what jizz was, she died a little inside when she found out that i knew that.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!"
"i go to a public school, mom."

so here's my lesson for today:
don't talk to your mother (or father for that matter) about jizz.
whether it brown jizz, white jizz, or blue jizz...
don't bring it up.
shit gets a little awkward.

smellyalata,

krisi :)