provocative children songs.

if you were a wink, i'd be a nod,
if you were a seed, i'd be a pod.
if you were the floor, i'd wanna be the rug,
if you were a kiss, i know i'd be a hug.
if you were a key, i'd be your chain,
if you were a sink, i'd be a drain.
if you were the window, i'd be your shutter,
if you were a cow, i'd be your udder.
if you were the chalk, i'd be your dust,
if you were the bread, well, i'd be your crust.
if you were a candle, i'd be the wick,
and if you were a doctor, i'd be sick.

my brother thinks he's a banana.

and that is all for today, my lovely little lemon drops.

smellyalata,

krisi :)