piss off.

i'm going to make a list of all the things i can think of from now (10.36am)
till lunch time (11.00am).

why? cause i fucking feel like it. :)

farts.
periods cramps.
capital letters.
the letter f.
nicolas cage.
big noses.
body hair.
body odour.
mushrooms.
olives.
ketchup (WHAT! KETCHUP?! [yes, yes i hate ketchup.])
when my hair falls outta my head when i rip my brush through it.
my ghetto cell phone.
feet.
math class.
school.
danni. (LMFAO)
homophobes.
fire
deep water
when my feet fall asleep randomly.
random leg cramps that in able you to move.
rock climbing.
facial hair.
finding pubes in my mouth.
magicians.
clowns.
people that sneak up on me. (just now like my teach did wtf.)
my pc.
headaches.
when my eyeliner
smudges.
my tiny hands.
working out.
ugly pictures of me. okay, most pictures of me.
runny noses.
emptying the dishwasher.
being told
what i am GOING to do.
when people tell me something that isn't true. like, i'll say "last night i had a good sleep." and someone else'll be like "no. we fucked all last night." and try to be serious about it. like, forealz. stfu.
when my cleavage
picks up dirt, wtffffffff.

okay. thats all i can think of, and its actually 10.49am.

smellyalata,

krisi :)

(things that i like, coming soon.)

nostril rapee

i don't really know how this happens,
but i have somehow managed to get a cut, in my nose.

how the FUCK does this happen?
and yes, this would happen to me.
i'm really not surprised...

but HOW?
its like, IN my nose.
not on the outside, its in the in-fucking-side, man.

do i shove a band aid up there?

and i have no idea how i got a cut there.
no, i don't pick my nose, okay thanks.

shit happens, obvli.

smellyalata,

krisi :)

see moore butts.

today, i got a new digital SLR camera, cause i'm into photography.
its a canon rebel XSi.

but i don't know what to name it.

i want to name it:
moore

but i also want to name it:
chelsea
(from one of my favourite songs chelsea smile).

so... i was hoping to combine the names together.
here was my thought process:
moore.
chelsea.
c.moore.
see more.
SEE MORE BUTTS.

and now, i can't stop thinking about buttsecks.
and i'm NOT naming my camera buttsecks.

or cunt flaps.
or labia majora.
kaii agreatbighug?
hhmphh.

smellyalata,

krisi :)